doogie

I teach a kid called Doogie. He just entered middle school. He's a funny kid.

He's in a writing class, wherein he learns how to write paragraphs and such. Today he handed in a paragraph about me. Here it is, in all its glory:


Introduction: Sim

Sim is my teacher. He is very kind. But very fierce. He is very small. He is 26(??) old years. He is very very very handsome. He is a good-looking man. He is great teacher. He is a popularity. Good-bye handsome teacher!


I want this on my tombstone.