One thing that you will notice while perusing (with your eyes (all right, I'm gonna stop now)), is a lot of the kids are giving what is commonly referred to as the "peace sign". The kids are not actually advocating peace. Rather, this is something that most Koreans will do when having their picture taken, and has no specific meaning. I think it's just something that they saw a famous person do one time, and now it has become common practice.
Also, I'm going to insert a jump break here, so you'll have to click on this link to take you to the rest of this post. Why am I doing this? Well, because I just noticed that it's an option on blogger.com's "compose post" menu bar. And just who exactly are you to query my decisions?
I know you can't really appreciate what I've done in obtaining these pictures. Most of my students freaked out at the sight of a camera, and immediately ran away or hid under desks. I owe these pictures to my powers of persuasion, and my surreptitious photo-taking abilities.
Here's a couple kids. They're young. I teach them how to read. All three of them were crying later in the day because they did poorly on their spelling tests. See the one hiding down there? I told you they freak out at the sight of a camera.
Here's a better picture of the girl who's hiding in the last picture, because isn't she just the cutest???
The first of many peace signs in your future.
This kid is as smart as he looks, but he's a good shit so I don't bust his chops too much. Really, he looks and sounds like a cab driver.
I like this picture because it looks like the kid in the back there is doing some kind of awesome dance.
One of the sneakier pictures I managed to take.
This kid here is an interesting fella. He's 4 years old, by far the youngest kid in the school. But, his English ability is probably only slightly lower than an average American 4 year old. He's some kind of genius, because he can also already do multiplication and division. He came into school one day with his mom and a documentary film crew, who were making a show about him. I'm not kidding. So, you could be looking at the face of the first person to walk on Mars or something.
Tubby on the left there is in tears because I'm making him re-do his writing assignment. I just feel that if I didn't include a picture of a crying child, I'd really be misrepresenting myself and my experience teaching.
8 months ago this kid, and the rest of her class, didn't know the English alphabet. Then, they met me. Now, they can read, and are correctly spelling words like "children" on their spelling tests. That's two different vowel sounds, a "ch", and a d-r consonant blend. It's probably the most meaningful thing I've ever done in my life.
Alright, I promised you peace signs:
Alright, I'm gonna just put up a few more random shots here because either they don't need captions or I don't feel like captioning them.
One more. Me, as seen through the eyes of an 8 year old Korean child.
looks like someone would be a pelvis-to-pelvis patron behind you.
ReplyDeleteI award you 25 "Journey to the East" points, for appropriately referencing a previous post.
ReplyDeleteWell little buddy, I gotta admit you don't look as close to death as I thought you would. If anything you look healthier. Like your face is fuller. I hesitate to call you fat but you look fat. It's almost as if living in Asia made your face all round and Asian looking. Hope your blood is rad and your liver doesn't suck. Also I got a job selling cars so maybe you think about coming home and buying one instead of abandoning your home forever. Also my boss made me get facebook so u can leave me messages there. Hugs and kisses, Matty.
ReplyDeletere: my fat face - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moon_face
ReplyDeleteYou should've seen me when I was taking my highest dosage of meds. Everyone has told me exactly what you said, that I look "healthier". When I'm off the steroid I'll go back to looking emaciated.
Coming from a man with a giant head, you look perfect.
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